Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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