Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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