5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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