He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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