i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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