What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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