Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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