Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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