No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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