I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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