best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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