ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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