Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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