How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I love you.
Bad choice
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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