You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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