Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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