There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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