We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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