Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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