Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
And then he peed in my hair
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