So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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