i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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