so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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