I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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