My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
