He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Holy shit dude........stairs
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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