stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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