i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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