i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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