There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I need help removing her.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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