this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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