Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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