Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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