If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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