you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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