mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
When did angry sex become our thing?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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