hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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