But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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