glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
