Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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