please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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