4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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