Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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