even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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