So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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