that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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