Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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