where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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