drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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