if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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