so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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