your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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