They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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